Thursday, May 17, 2007

TT - Victorian Guide to selecting the perfect mate.

"Better, a thousands times, the single, free, and independent maidenhood, than for a woman to trail her life in the dust, and bring poverty , shame, and disgrace on her children, by marrying a man addicted to dissipated habits." Heaven forbid!!!!!

I'm a sucker for this type of book and couldn't resist it. Here is how Professor Hill - The Essential Handbook of Victorian Etiquette (1994 - adapted from material Professor Thomas E. Hill wrote between 1873 -1890) suggests you go about selecting your mate!
  1. Marry someone of similar form, complexion and temperament to themselves.
  2. Bright red hair and florid complexions indicate excitable temperament and should marry the jet-black hair and the brunette type.
  3. Grey, blue, black or hazel eyes should not marry those of the same colour.
  4. Where eye color is very pronounced, the union should be with those of a decidedly different color.
  5. The corpulent should unite with the thin and spare,
  6. The thickset and short should choose someone with a different constitution.
  7. The irritable with the quiet and slow, the quick-motioned, rapid speaking with the calm and the deliberate.
  8. Impulsive with the stoical.
  9. Thin, bony, wiry, prominent featured, Roman-nosed, cold-blooded individual should marry the round-featured, warm-hearted, and emotional.
  10. Straight and fine haired should unite with curly.
  11. Flat-nosed should marry the 'full Roman';
  12. A woman who takes after her father should marry a man who takes after his mother.
  13. But in all these cases where the type is not pronounced, but is on the contrary, an average or medium, those forms, features and temperaments may marry either. (TG for that!)

16 comments:

Unknown said...

What a neat and educational list..Thanks for posting

Cinnamon Girl said...

Jebus, where is, "Be sure you won't want to stick a fork in them in 10 years" on that list?

Bubba said...

A very cool list...although after two marriages, I'm not sure that list will help me...lol

Happy TT!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Whatta hoot. Kind of funny, though, that I take after my father and my hubby takes after his mother. :-D

Happy TT, and thanks for visiting my blog!

Swazzy Gal said...

What a great read! The Victorians had it right!
http://swazzygal.blogspot.com/

Unknown said...

This is awesome, Robin. I'm going to use some of these points in my time traveling Duke story. :)

Courtney said...

Oh my, that's quite a set of "rules" there. lol

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Whoa. Talk about "Opposites attract" at work there!

That's really neat stuff. Wonder how successful a formula it is?

Barbara H. said...

How funny!! He could have boiled it down to "marry someone opposite from yourself," but then it wouldn't have been nearly so entertaining.

Wonder what the thinking was behind the eye color rules.

Barbara H. @ Stray Thoughts

Wylie Kinson said...

Is this where 'opposites attract' gets its start?
Very interesing TT, Robyn.
Thanks for visiting mine, and your VERY kind words :)

(Dang - I just read the other comments and see that SHG and I said the same thing! So much for originality!)

Kat said...

That is fun! Happy TT!

MG Braden said...

Very interesting reasoning for choosing a mate! LOL

Amy Ruttan said...

That is too great! Very informative, too bad I didn't listen to any of that.

Happy TT and thanks for dropping by mine.

Jenny McB said...

Sounds like he is trying to mix up the gene pool a bit, loved the nose one.
Where did our vocabulary go? Can I be corpulent now instead of fat?

I read Victorian romances every once and awhile and wonder if I would lasted back then. Wonder what kind of mate I would have?
Fun list.

Tink said...

Victorian indeed! I enjoyed your list, a lot!
Thanks for visiting my detective TT!

Rhian said...

Errrr - is it just me or did Mr. Victorian contradict himself from the get go by starting with "Marry someone of similar form, complexion and temperament to themselves." and then went into all the opposite pairings? i so confused. but that's easy to do. Lawdy - can you imagine what a mess i'd make of life in that era. Hubby sez i'd probably be burned at the stake for being too weird for proper society.